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Fleur ushers the girls into the surprising smoke free club, keeping one hand on Tonks as she goes.

"Welcome, madams and mister to The Witch's Tit! The finest drag cabaret in London! -Starlet!"

Fleur pounces a big, hairy, beautiful drag queen and they air kiss as they coo at each other.

"Everyone, thiz iz Starlet. She will love you forever and alwayz. Sit, sit! And bring on the penis hatz!"

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From:

young_tmriddle

You can't prove it! It was the Veela's fault!

I was dead at the time!

From:

clumsy_auror

Of ALL the people here, you are one of the few who can't really claim that, Riddle!

From:

young_tmriddle

You loved it. Admit it.

*He smirks in a most goofy way.*

From:

leplusbeau

Fleur helps solve this argument by slurping some herself.

She giggles herself off the bar.

"Non non! Waz, waz, waz! Waz the Angel! Oui!"

From:

clumsy_auror

*Tonks laughs helplessly.

She so has no excuse.

NOT DRUNK AT ALL.*

From:

young_tmriddle

*Tom leans over to give her a kiss on the cheek.*

No more licking, I promise.

From:

clumsy_auror

Right, right. Save it for Door, mate. Blimey, EVERYONE GET LAID TONIGHT BUT ME.

*Tonks pouts*

From:

young_tmriddle

*He pats her on the head*

Poor dear. I'm sure Bernard will in no way make up for lost time the moment the last guests say goodbye.

From:

clumsy_auror

*a thoughtful look*

...Or perhaps under the dessert table....

From:

leplusbeau

*helpful from the floor*

Or on it!

From:

clumsy_auror

...With cake!

From:

young_tmriddle

I'll make sure to have a camera on hand. That'll be one for the memory album.

From:

clumsy_auror

Anthony'll be so proud, someday.

From:

leplusbeau

Do not worry! Bill and I will take care of whatever surface you do not manage to use in your wild cake orgy. Tom can help.

With Door! What?!

*One can look shocked and appalled while half clothed and drunk on the floor.*

From:

young_tmriddle

*Tom laughs so hard tears come to his eyes.*

It could be an anniversary tradition. Sex with cake.

Actually...

That's not such a bad idea.

*Fleur gives him a Look*

No, no, not the orgy bit.

From:

clumsy_auror

Mmmm.

*Dora gets a very faraway look in her eye, and a dreamy smile on her face.

Somebody poke the lovesick twit.*

From:

leplusbeau

Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

With a handy dildo shaped straw.

From:

clumsy_auror

*She perks up.*

Ohhhhh! Lovely. Thanks.

*There is no drink on the other end of this straw.

And yet? It's in Tonks' mouth.*

From:

young_tmriddle

*Tom has gone beyond being shocked by anything.

He just takes a picture. Bernard will like it.

He also pockets a spare straw. Never know when it might come in handy.*