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[leplusbeau]

Fleur ushers the girls into the surprising smoke free club, keeping one hand on Tonks as she goes.

"Welcome, madams and mister to The Witch's Tit! The finest drag cabaret in London! -Starlet!"

Fleur pounces a big, hairy, beautiful drag queen and they air kiss as they coo at each other.

"Everyone, thiz iz Starlet. She will love you forever and alwayz. Sit, sit! And bring on the penis hatz!"

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[young_tmriddle]

*Tom takes up the rear, ushering the women along.

He facepalms. What are these men doing dressed as women?*

Oh God...

[iopenthings]

Door has managed to commandeer a penis hat with alarming speed, and perches it atop Tom's head.

[clumsy_auror]

*Dora's still bouncing, up at the front with Fleur. She is introduced as the bride and fussed over by Starlet, beaming all the while.*

[prydeful]

Kitty is amused.

But does not get a penis hat.

Damned British boy, rubbing off on her.

Not like that!

...A little like that. Shut up.

"I think I own that same shirt," she muses, looking at Starlet.



"It looks better on her."

SINGING

[leplusbeau]

The light comes on center stage to revel...Fleur.

"'ello, mes amies. Remember me?"

The crowd cheers and Fleur gets an over-sized bra with included fake breats thrown at her head. She twirls it around her finger.

"Ooooh, I think that might be a 'non'!" She laughs and struts. "Now, my dear onez, tonight iz a special night. And you know what that meanz."

And a familiar tune begins to play out of the speakers. It's Raining Men, HALLELUJAH!

She and Starlet start doing the boobie bounce together and somehow Tonks gets dragged on stage in the chaos that starts as the club starts hopping.

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[clumsy_auror]

*Tonks' face is flushed scarlet, and she is laughing so hard as she is bounced between Starlet and Fleur. She beckons the other girls onto the stage, too.*

C'mon, you lot! Not doing this alone!

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

*Snow also declines the hat. Not really her style. She accepts all of the setting in stride, having spent the last several centuries living in New York; you see worse on the street*

She wears it well, really.

And the Stripping Begins!

[young_tmriddle]

*The lights go down and Starlet takes the stage in all her glory.*

Ladies and gentlemen, mesdames et monsieurs... oi! And you lot over in the corner! - welcome one and all to the only all nude, all magical, all sexes and all seeeexy dancing review in London!

*There are popping sounds all over the room as first poles and then strippers of both sexes dressed in dignified dress robes and pointy, oh so phallic hats appear in the middle of the tables.

Floating lights highlight the dancer's considerable charms. As the throbbing music starts, they begin disapparating their clothes little by little, writhing to the beat.

The stripper at the Hen Night table is male, blond, and gorgeous.

Tom stares for a moment in shock and horror and then becomes highly fascinated with tying his shoes just so. Maybe he'll just slip under the table while he's at it. Might knock off the bloody penis hat, if he's just lucky enough.*

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[iopenthings]

Door's hand wraps around Tom's shoulder and pulls him back up to sitting.

"Oh, no you don't," she hisses, her lips brushing against his ear, her teeth grazing the lobe between phrases. "You behave yourself, Tom Riddle, and you won't regret it. I wouldn't drink much more, either, were I you. You're going to want to remember tonight."

Her tongue flicks in and out of his ear, and then her eyes are back on the stripper.

DANCING

[leplusbeau]

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing! Time to par-ty!

Fleur is grinding and shaking it with two drag queens, a confused Tom, and an insanely bouncy Tonks.

"Having fun?!"

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[clumsy_auror]

*Tonks lets out an earsplitting wolf-whistle in the general direction of their stripper.

Pity the wizarding world doesn't have paper money. Those Galleons're awfully hard to tuck into g-strings.*

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[clumsy_auror]

YES!

*Tonks boogies impressively well, for a knocked-up witch.

Mind the flailing limbs, though.*

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith? Also amused. And not at all taken aback.

Hey, it's a party.

Also, this is Faith. Raised in South Boston, spends...well, not centuries in New York, but enough time.

She's amused.

"I like your shoes," she says cheerfully to Starlet, and takes a hat.

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[young_tmriddle]

Wah...?

*He turns to look sharply at her and his smile is wicked, wicked, wicked.*

I can do that. You just watch, I'll be even better.

Not here though. Later.

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[iopenthings]

Door cocks her head.

"I'm really not sure I even want to see you do that," she says dubiously, as the stripper performs an especially complicated gyration.

[a-fell.livejournal.com]

*Aziraphael lives in Soho. He's seen worse. He takes a hat with a polite smile and dons it cheerfully, taking a seat*

This reminds me somewhat of fertility rituals I attended in Africa, once upon a time. If anyone has any red ochre I could do a passable imitation of a buffalo.

*any wine would be gratefully received, it must be said*

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[young_tmriddle]

*He hazards a glance.*

Ew. Um, no. As I said, I'll do it better.

*And he grins.*

Re: DANCING

[prydeful]

Kitty minds them, as she moves, eyes closed, feeling people around her instead of seeing.

Kitty closes her eyes, and ballet-tap-ballroom-karate-slug-you-in-the-nose mix, and her feet don't quite touch the ground, and she's not aware of it at all.

Kitty smiles, and Kitty dances, and feels the music, and is content.

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[young_tmriddle]

*Sadly, Tom is not one of the "girls", so he sits smugly drinking a scotch as Tonks' enjoys her moments of fame.*

You look lovely under the spotlight!

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[iopenthings]

Door joins the throng on the dance floor, grinding sensuously with the best of them.

Well, perhaps not the best of them, but certainly the pretty damn good of them.

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[prydeful]

Hard to tuck in, yes.

Which might be why Kitty, very innocently, resorts to creative use of mutant powers.

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[clumsy_auror]

*The stripper's face very clearly registers BUH for a moment, and then he saucily grins down at Kitty and Tonks.

There is giggling.*

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[clumsy_auror]

*she yells over the din*

Get your arse up here, Tom!

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[awesome_lilly]

Lilly grabs a bepenis-hatted angel by the wrist and smiles devilishly at him.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or, um, is that Crowley? Either way, let's dance!"

Re: DANCING

[young_tmriddle]

*Tom escapes Fleur's clutches and makes his way to Door. He's not the world's best dancer in this style of dancing, but he's come a long way since Moscow.

He steps in front of her and just watches her a moment, his eyes smoldering with desire.*