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[leplusbeau]

Fleur ushers the girls into the surprising smoke free club, keeping one hand on Tonks as she goes.

"Welcome, madams and mister to The Witch's Tit! The finest drag cabaret in London! -Starlet!"

Fleur pounces a big, hairy, beautiful drag queen and they air kiss as they coo at each other.

"Everyone, thiz iz Starlet. She will love you forever and alwayz. Sit, sit! And bring on the penis hatz!"

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Re: NAVEL DRINKING

[clumsy_auror]

Anthony'll be so proud, someday.

Re: NAVEL DRINKING

[leplusbeau]

Do not worry! Bill and I will take care of whatever surface you do not manage to use in your wild cake orgy. Tom can help.

With Door! What?!

*One can look shocked and appalled while half clothed and drunk on the floor.*

Re: NAVEL DRINKING

[young_tmriddle]

*Tom laughs so hard tears come to his eyes.*

It could be an anniversary tradition. Sex with cake.

Actually...

That's not such a bad idea.

*Fleur gives him a Look*

No, no, not the orgy bit.

Re: NAVEL DRINKING

[clumsy_auror]

Mmmm.

*Dora gets a very faraway look in her eye, and a dreamy smile on her face.

Somebody poke the lovesick twit.*

Re: NAVEL DRINKING

[leplusbeau]

Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

With a handy dildo shaped straw.

Re: NAVEL DRINKING

[clumsy_auror]

*She perks up.*

Ohhhhh! Lovely. Thanks.

*There is no drink on the other end of this straw.

And yet? It's in Tonks' mouth.*

Re: NAVEL DRINKING

[young_tmriddle]

*Tom has gone beyond being shocked by anything.

He just takes a picture. Bernard will like it.

He also pockets a spare straw. Never know when it might come in handy.*

Re: NAVEL DRINKING

[leplusbeau]

".............................................."

Fleur just curls up in a ball and LAUGHS.