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[leplusbeau]

Fleur ushers the girls into the surprising smoke free club, keeping one hand on Tonks as she goes.

"Welcome, madams and mister to The Witch's Tit! The finest drag cabaret in London! -Starlet!"

Fleur pounces a big, hairy, beautiful drag queen and they air kiss as they coo at each other.

"Everyone, thiz iz Starlet. She will love you forever and alwayz. Sit, sit! And bring on the penis hatz!"

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[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith is no stranger to these things.

Which is why, close enough to the Hen Party table to be understood, she's attempting to explain the concept of pole dancing to a rather lackluster female participant, who eventually throws her hands up in disgust and lets Faith take over.

Faith does.

And promptly proves once and for all why Slayers are much fun to know, as she wraps a leg around the pole about halfway up it, then proceeds to hang onto the slippery metal with just the one leg, muscles coiled tight as the other leg bends back behind her head and her arms and chest move in Very Interesting Ways indeed.

Faith? Not shy.

[prydeful]

Kitty wolf-whistles.

Because a display like that deserves it.

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith, topless, blows her a kiss.

[prydeful]

Kitty grins and blows one right back.

[sai_delgado]

Susan just shakes her head, laughing helplessly.

"Oh, Faith."

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith winks at Susan, with a little wave.

Modesty is for the unattractive.

[young_tmriddle]

*Tom fumbles for the camera. He'd nearly forgotten it.

Snap. Snap. Snap.

What? It's a Kodak moment?

He wonders if Faith could show Door how to do that.*

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith turns her back to Tom, then bends over backward.

Her hair touches the floor.

So does the bandana, as it's just fallen off.

Possibly not on accident.

[young_tmriddle]

*Tom takes another picture or two. Or three. The fellows will thank him for it later.

What? He was evil, you know, not too very long ago.*

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith is now naked.

And groping a semi-dressed Fleur.

Tom's camera needs to have a lot of film in it.

[young_tmriddle]

*Tom has magical film. It never runs out.

Muahahahaa.*

[clumsy_auror]

*Tonks yells*

TAKE IT OFF, HOT STUFF!

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith's bandana lands on Tonks' lap.

Don't encourage her if you don't mean it.

[clumsy_auror]

*And the witch whips it round her head, cat-calling.*

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith blows her a kiss, and a second later the shorts are in her lap too.

Faith didn't bother with underclothes today.

[clumsy_auror]

*Tonks keels over laughing. She can't help feeling that somewhere along the line, the Stag and Hen parties got switched.*

[leplusbeau]

Naughty, naughty Fleur! She joins Faith on the pole and dangles herself upside down.

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith, by this time topless, gyrates against her, a little.

Why not?

[prydeful]

Kitty's head tilts slightly.

Huh.

Limber.

[leplusbeau]

Why not indeed?

Count them, two topless hot girls gyrating on a pole!

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

There may be some naughty touching.

Hey, Fleur grabbed Faith's breasts once! Faith can return the favor.

[leplusbeau]

Girl kissing! Girl kissing!

[young_tmriddle]

*Snap! Snap! Snap!

He will be a hero to all the men (and a fair few of the women) back in the bar for this.*