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[leplusbeau]

Fleur ushers the girls into the surprising smoke free club, keeping one hand on Tonks as she goes.

"Welcome, madams and mister to The Witch's Tit! The finest drag cabaret in London! -Starlet!"

Fleur pounces a big, hairy, beautiful drag queen and they air kiss as they coo at each other.

"Everyone, thiz iz Starlet. She will love you forever and alwayz. Sit, sit! And bring on the penis hatz!"

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[clumsy_auror]

*And the witch whips it round her head, cat-calling.*

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith blows her a kiss, and a second later the shorts are in her lap too.

Faith didn't bother with underclothes today.

[clumsy_auror]

*Tonks keels over laughing. She can't help feeling that somewhere along the line, the Stag and Hen parties got switched.*