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Aug. 5th, 2005 10:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
leplusbeauFleur ushers the girls into the surprising smoke free club, keeping one hand on Tonks as she goes.
"Welcome, madams and mister to The Witch's Tit! The finest drag cabaret in London! -Starlet!"
Fleur pounces a big, hairy, beautiful drag queen and they air kiss as they coo at each other.
"Everyone, thiz iz Starlet. She will love you forever and alwayz. Sit, sit! And bring on the penis hatz!"
"Welcome, madams and mister to The Witch's Tit! The finest drag cabaret in London! -Starlet!"
Fleur pounces a big, hairy, beautiful drag queen and they air kiss as they coo at each other.
"Everyone, thiz iz Starlet. She will love you forever and alwayz. Sit, sit! And bring on the penis hatz!"
Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 05:34 am (UTC)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I didn't know you had it in you, Aziraphael.
*He is so glad he came tonight.*
Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 05:38 am (UTC)I can't. Too innocent for that sort've innuninnuendo.
Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 05:45 am (UTC)He pounds the table.*
You are killing me... killing me dead. Door will be terribly vexed.
*He tries to look serious. And then there is definite giggling. It's very manly giggling, though.*
Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 05:47 am (UTC)Perhaps she will be my friend if I give her a banananana.
*then he thinks about it for a moment*
Not mine. Nope. Exclusive rights to the demon. Half of all I own except my books 'cos he won't let me drive the Bentley. Should go -
*he waves a limp hand*
- wipe banana all over it.
Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 05:50 am (UTC)*He tries to look stern, but then there is more drunken (manly) giggling*
Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 06:02 am (UTC)Plenty of banana to go 'round. 'cept not. Hen night. We should go on a banana hunt.
I'm not scared.
Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 06:04 am (UTC)Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 06:05 am (UTC)That's a choice every man has to make for himself.
Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 06:08 am (UTC)*He steals a glance at Door.*
Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 06:10 am (UTC)Either or, m'dear. Crowley's a one-man-fruitsalad.
Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 06:12 am (UTC)Oh... God...
I'm telling him you said that!
Fruit salad...
*Tom slips off the chair, he's laughing so hard.*
Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 06:28 am (UTC)Just glad we didn't get onto cherries. Coulda been terrible.
*he speaks softly, almost to himself*
I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof; now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples...
Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 06:33 am (UTC)*He is soothed by Aziraphael's voice and the words he speaks, as the giddy laughter dies down.*
Lewd fruit discussion aside, this is a bloody brilliant party.
Re: And the Stripping Begins!
Date: 2005-08-06 06:43 am (UTC)It is, at that.