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[leplusbeau]

Fleur ushers the girls into the surprising smoke free club, keeping one hand on Tonks as she goes.

"Welcome, madams and mister to The Witch's Tit! The finest drag cabaret in London! -Starlet!"

Fleur pounces a big, hairy, beautiful drag queen and they air kiss as they coo at each other.

"Everyone, thiz iz Starlet. She will love you forever and alwayz. Sit, sit! And bring on the penis hatz!"

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Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[lastgunslinger]

Tonks gets twirled with one hand.

Gonna climb a mountain
When I get to the top
I'll find a honky tonk

His other hand is occupied with his shirt.

Where I'll sit
And I'll drink
Wondering where you've gone

And once he shrugs one arm off with a ridiculous sort of movement that just sort of works, he dips Tonks back over his other arm...and off comes the shirt, in his left hand.

And to think how far I've traveled
Just to get you off my mind
But if that's how you say hello
Well, you can kiss my ass goodbye

As the backup singers seem to swell into a choir, and the tambourines and drums drown out the electric organ, Roland flings the shirt into the audience...and pulls Tonks back up.

So let your hair down
Get out of that skirt
Oh, but leave them high heels on
I'll be in the back of my black Cadillac
When Jesus finally comes to call his children home

And Roland is perfectly in character -- devilish and smug and completely unrepentant -- as he twirls Tonks about in his arms, over and in and out in something a little like swing dancing, a little like the lindy, but mostly something absolutely graceful and hilarious...

...and then the singer howls his last, and Roland Deschain dips Nymphadora Tonks deeply and kisses her.

For a long time.

Quite thoroughly.

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[clumsy_auror]

*And when he rights her, Tonks is looking more than a little glazed, her jaw slack as she blinks out into the audience.

Then she whoops and twines her arms around Roland's neck, laughing and planting a kiss on his weathered cheek.*

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[leplusbeau]

Fleur is trying to drag Tom onto the table to get a picture because he won't. let. go. of the camera.

"Picture! Quick quick, you must--" And she manages to topple off the table onto Tom and is still very topless.

"Good show, good show! Oh, iz that your wand, Tom, or are you happy to see me?"

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[young_tmriddle]

Back, Veela, back.

*But he's laughing and lets her sit on his lap a moment while he takes a picture of Roland and Tonks.

Door is not amused, though, so he hastily hands the camera over to Fleur.*

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[leplusbeau]

Click click click click CLICK.

Fleur looks smug.

"We are showing these about later, oui?"

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[young_tmriddle]

We are making several copies and plastering the bar with the best ones.

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[awesome_lilly]

And as soon as the shirt comes off, Lilly is just on the floor. Laughing, then applauding and then... sneaking up to the stage.

She ducks the shirt, but wolfwhistles as it flies overhead.

"Shake it, Ro! Hile that ass, gunslinger!"

And then, just before he dips Tonks, Lilly slips a dollar bill into his pants.

I do not strip with my mind. He who strips with his mind has forgotten the face of his father. Also? I go commando. Beware the love gun.

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[lastgunslinger]

Once he lets go of Tonks, Roland comes over and -- very dignified -- hands the dollar bill back to Lilly.

He doesn't know what it's for.

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly's laughing almost too hard to speak as she hands it back.

"Sorry, Ro. Tradition. You have to keep it, you've more than earned it. Seriously, dude, you could rock Vegas with moves like that."