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[leplusbeau]

Fleur ushers the girls into the surprising smoke free club, keeping one hand on Tonks as she goes.

"Welcome, madams and mister to The Witch's Tit! The finest drag cabaret in London! -Starlet!"

Fleur pounces a big, hairy, beautiful drag queen and they air kiss as they coo at each other.

"Everyone, thiz iz Starlet. She will love you forever and alwayz. Sit, sit! And bring on the penis hatz!"

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Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[mnt_mike]

Mike looks up at her, and smirks. It's all innocent and boyish...and you know what? It's really freaking scary to be confronted with.

He moves towards Tonks. Crawling on hands and knees.

"Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love."

He stops just at the edge of the stage, crouching. Ready to pounce.

"Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want IT any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you'LL think love is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way"

An arm reaches out for Tonks. It traces the shape of her face in the air. Then in one swift moment it drops. He drops. Flips. Rolls. Now he's straddling her lap.

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[clumsy_auror]

*Tonks, by now, is laughing her ass off, and she gives Mike the requisite pec-grope and grinds her hips against his a little.*

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[mnt_mike]

Clearly, she knows this song....
Mike falls backwards as if he's been struck.

"Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
"

Dejected and pouting, he returns to the stage.

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[clumsy_auror]

*laughing, she reaches after him*

No! Come back! DITCH THE SLAYER FOR THE AUROR!

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[mnt_mike]

She doesn't just reach, she catches. Those vinyl pants? They break away.

Re: And the Stripping Begins!

[clumsy_auror]

*Tonks is suddenly back in her seat, with a handful of vinyl and a nice view of former-turtle arse.

What the hell.

She twirls them over her head, whooping for all she's worth.*